May 2012
why did all my cool followers suddenly get social lives?
i need new friends.
HIIII!
last night caitlin and i were parked in the city at 3am
an australian federal police car kept following us
an old man walked up to caitlin’s window and tried flashing us
it was a good night.
“i like to go more bud, less stem”,
said a medical professional.
using, “you’re like 12” is not smart.
it’s an easy insult.
but it doesn’t show people you’re smart.
try harder.
for me, please.
OI
DO CAM GIRLS MAKE A LOT OF MONEY?
fuck this
im legitimately applying to become a stripper
right now
im doing it
on the site now
if you’re a part of a blogging network
you take yourself too seriously
i dont like you already
political bloggers ain’t gonna change the world
how about you spend your day somewhere other than the internet
if you want change
do you think if i start using, ‘gnarly’ in everyday conversation, people will notice?
when people i like start liking me
i make it my goal to find them someone else to have sex with
i’m that emotionally unavailable
if you’re a good blogger then you’re usually also good at:
having no social life
trusting people you meet online with your secrets
editing simple css and html codes that have been written by changing a few values so they suit your ~aesthetic~
typing in lowercase on the internet UNLESS REALLY EXCITED OR ANGRY
punctuation? NO DONT THINK ABOUT YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
going to...
